How to watch the Olympics

Bored on a Saturday night, I decided to watch some Olympics. I had two ping pong matches going, two fencing matches and a softball game.

By far the best event was team ping pong, Hong Kong vs Korea. It was riveting, back-and-forth, really close except for the very very last match where Ko (Hong Kong) got annihilated by Oh (Korea), 11-3. There’s no audio commentary so you can really hear the action. And the crowd really gets into it too, they chant and everything, it’s awesome! Korea ended up winning, now they’re going to play Austria for the bronze medal.